I Came. I Saw. I Left Early. — Unisex Tee

The triumph of showing up. The wisdom of not staying. Commemorate both with a laurel wreath you technically earned.

• Soft unisex cotton tee (Bella+Canvas 3001), true to size
• Crisp black print, made when you order it
• For early leavers, quiet quitters of parties, and legends of the Irish goodbye

You came. You saw. The rest is history — a short history.

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