Powered by Caffeine and Low Expectations — Unisex Tee

An accurate ingredients label, wearable edition.

• Soft unisex cotton tee (Bella+Canvas 3001), true to size
• Vintage badge print that has already accepted the day for what it is
• Pairs well with Mondays, deadlines, and lukewarm office coffee

Emotional Support Merch. It won't fix anything. But neither will anything else.